we're all gonna die!

Classical @ 01:54 pm CST

had another one of those lockdown drill thingies today.
no one takes them seriously. at all. it is mostly because there are so many blaring LOOPHOLES to the whole ordeal. even our teacher was all like, "ahh, whatever."
really, if the whole "someone walks in with a gun" scenario was real, we are royally fucking ourselves because we lock everyone into classrooms. SITTING DUCKS, MY FRIENDS. i know that i would take off for the parking lot and GET THE FUCK OUTTA THERE if someone was waving a gun around, rather than stick around to get shot through the glass in the doors.
i already ranted about this, so yeah.

anyway.
apparently even the administration finds this stuff bogus, because while the vice principal was congratulating us on a good job about being quick getting into classrooms or whatever, he said (and i quote), "everyone cleared out of the halls like church on sunday."

i have seriously never heard the administration make lighthearted jokes about ANYTHING. they are generally so hard-assed that even though this quote wasn't really funny, we all about died laughing. :'D